I will not cease my fight for zoopals, they always looked out for us and now they are not being manufactured anymore and we need to stand for what we belive in and lead a march that will revive the peoples trust in zoopals, they never gave up on us so now its our turn to not turn our backs on the pals that helped raise us, I will not back down from this oppression, but rather rise up and match it with equal vigor and fire, for zoopals are the fundamentals to our youth and we must not be too quick to forsake our first pals. We cannot let this generation live without seeing the tender smiles of our long lost friends. We stand, we fight, we breathe for zoopals. In my younger years meal time would be a fun joyus ocassion witch made eating my vegetables fun and easy, now we just walk or rather drive around shoving filth into our mouths on a need for necessity, rather than health and nutrition, we must bring these blessed plates from the brink of extinction and revive them in the hearts of our youth and reawaken the pure joy thatnis zoopals, to all of you naysayers, think about our children how you feed them fast food just to shut them up and they live lives fueld on shugar and prossesed foods rather than the bounty that mother earth has bestoed upon us, zoopals make feeding children easy and fun. I will mot cease my desire and my will to bring zoopals back into curculation, STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND FIGHT FOR ZOOPALS!!!!

God damn it i cant finish my broccoli it not on a zoopals plate

Zoopals by Emiliano robinson August 29, 2019

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zoolandlord

Agent for a male model.

I need that guy for my upcoming show in Paris.

Talk to his Zoolandlord.

zoolandlord by vegasrew April 25, 2007

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Zoomadieu

The farewell moments of a Zoom meeting or chat. A combination of “Zoom” and the French word for goodbye, “adieu.”

After a lengthy and tiring meeting, Nadine was eager to get to the Zoomadieu.

Nitai doesn’t like a long Zoomadieu. He keeps it short and to the point.

Zoomadieu by MikeInDC August 10, 2020

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Zoomaphobic

Having or showing a hatred of zoomers (if you're stuck in 1864 and don't know what a zoomer is, a zoomer is basically someone born any time after 2006). zoomaphobes tend to be old people that think that facebook is still the new social media app that everyone uses; boomers.

"Ugh, I hate my grandpa, he's such a zoomaphobe." I complained "Yeah" my sister whispered, "he's so zoomaphobic."

Zoomaphobic by Ludwig Harris April 28, 2021

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