Scabies 

Scabies is a very itchy skin condition caused by tiny mites that burrow into your skin.

I have scabies, and I had severe itching last night, because of it. Damn mites.

Scabies by Allizard April 21, 2008

Scabies 

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

Scabies by etlkj November 14, 2003

scabies 

the most awesome, most wanted (and respected) STD of them all. if you get it, don't be greedy, spread that shit around!

hey remember when nikki and adam had scabies? sucks to be them, and when i say sucks, i mean rules!

scabies by pussy cunts January 22, 2005

Scabies 

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

Scabies by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Scabies 

The Scabies, an '80's 'Wuss Rock' band founded by four brothers of indeterminate sexuality hailing from London's East End

I bought an old Scabies tape from the Record Mart bargain bin.

Scabies by Count Jackovsky October 22, 2003

Scabies 

what you get no matter how safe you are.

beth

Scabies by wormpicker July 24, 2003

Scabies 

somthin that you will never live down

"dude, you have scabies"
"rong"

Scabies by sam November 5, 2003