Helston 

A particularly unpleasant little town in Cornwall, famous for a sweet little dance that it is inordinately proud of but the rest of Cornwall laughs at. Has a few good pubs (actually just the one - the Angel) and an epically crappy theme park called Flambards, which has one good ride, which is normally broken. Its one claim to fame is that every other town in the country is to the north of Helston. That's it.

Let's go to Helston! On second thoughts, that would be a bad idea.

Helston by Falman October 18, 2008

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.

A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Helston Community College by Accuratereviews.gif November 12, 2020

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Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

Helton 

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

Helton by S to the amantha July 7, 2008

Hestonaldo 

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

Hestonaldo by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

Heston

Sweetest most kind guy you’ll ever meet, if you get a Heston keep him gets mad but never stays mad va. Make you smile anytime you need it keep this Heston bc he’ll love you till the end

Wow that’s Heston😩

Heston by Mocha123 May 16, 2018