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Isotoners 

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.
Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.
Isotoners by Randyt13 June 22, 2013
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Isotoners 

Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders.
OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch.
Isotoners by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007
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Isotoners 

When you get to the treehouse, drop trou, put on isotoners,and get ready to drink V8splash.(I'm gonna suck the black off your cock nigger)
Isotoners by LexLucifer October 17, 2008

radioactive isotopes 

when that pussy so bomb its radioactive and unstable
John: Yo her shit was like radioactive isotopes
Michael: Shit thats lethal my guy
radioactive isotopes by Flaming jay September 26, 2017

isotoses 

When someone uses a word that they have no fucking idea the meaning of in order to win a ton of points in Words With Friends on Facebook.
Dude, Ty always isotoses his way into winning against me in Words With Friends.
isotoses by Günter Frohlich October 11, 2011
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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