microwife 

Referring to the microwave as your wife. As she's the one cooking your meals.

I'll be home late tonight, I guess it'll be dinner with the microwife again.

microwife by BartB October 8, 2008

Microweiner (microween) 

An individual with an abnormally small penis that needs to be seen with a microscope. This can also be referred to as a Big Daddy David G.

Makayla K's bubble booty found out that her boyfriend, Big Daddy David G had an intense microweiner (microween).

Microweiner (microween) by Sunny45 June 18, 2018

microwave 

(n) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello

Hey, the midget over there just gave me a microwave

microwave by Johhny Bravo August 2, 2011

microwave the hot dog 

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

microwave the hot dog by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Ass Microwave 

When you slip your freezing cold hands between your ass cheeks and pants, creating a nice, warm feeling known as the 'Ass Microwave'.

Chester: Hey Mark, its 20 degrees right now, do you have some money so I can get some gloves?
Mark: Nah, man, sorry. Spent my last 20 dollars at the strip club, getting HIV from a hooker.
Chester: Ah well, I guess I'll just have to make an Ass Microwave to warm 'em up.

Ass Microwave by TheNiggersWIllRiseAgain April 10, 2015

Micronites 

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

Micronites by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

ass smack microwave 

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

ass smack microwave by desktop peev June 13, 2006