Skip to main content

Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

Gone Wrong Gone Sexual 

1) The way to describe Saturday nights with my grandpa

2) When a social media star needs to spice up their title so they add "Gone Wrong" and if they need even more effect, they use; "Gone Sexual"
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Bob at his Grandpa's house on Saturday?

Jim: Ya it's on YouTube under "Cereal, Gone Wrong Gone Sexual"

Soul-Sexual 

Sexual attraction that is based in 'Soul' as opposed male or female body parts.
That woman is Soul-Sexual, she is not at all distracted by male or female body parts. What attracts her is a person's Soul, not their genitalia.
Soul-Sexual by PaintsWithWords October 25, 2022

Chocolate squall 

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
Chocolate squall by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Sexual Vulture

Somebody who makes a move, while the person they are making a move on is clearly weak due to alcohol, distress or sheer unattractiveness, resulting in them being easy. They are therefore preying on the 'scraps' in a similar way to how a vulture hunts
Rob: Look at that girl over there, she's a proper munter!

Matt: Looks like David is making a move on her

Rob: He's such a sexual vulture
Sexual Vulture by Aqua Bear October 16, 2010

Why-sexual 

A Why-sexual is one who asks too many questions about a potential sexual encounter to make it appealing.
Susie asked Pablo Pescador so many questions about his health and motivation; he decided a Why-sexual was just not worth it!
Why-sexual by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016