Mount Union

Also known as the Detroit of Huntingdon County, Mount Union is the best place to go to find hookers, STDs, poor quality drugs, and unemployment. They don't know how to used condoms, which is ironic since their school mascot is the Trojan.

Guy 1: Yo, I went to Mount Union to get some drugs.

Guy 2: Are you crazy? They put razor blades in their weed!

Mount Union by YeeYeeBrother September 28, 2018

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Mount Union

A college in Alliance, Ohio known for it's NCAA record book dominating football team. The Purple Raiders, led by Coach Larry Kehres, has won a Division III record 9 national championships, all since 1993. Yes, Division III (I didn't say they were the best in the country, but they are by far the best in Div III). The Raiders won 110 consecutive regular season games between 1994-2005 (11 years). They have posted 14 undefeated regular seasons, 16 OAC (Ohio Athletic Conference) titles and had the best NCAA record in the 90's decade with a record of 120-7-1. The Mount Union Purple Raiders have won National Championships in these years: 1993, 1996, 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2005, 2006

Have you read the papers? Mount Union won another national championship. Once again they played Wisconsin-Whitewater in the Stagg Bowl.

Mount Union by Alex Keefe June 11, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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