simmonized 

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

simmonized by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

simranized 

Someone who can't take anything less than excessive praise.

Alex: You're really nice.
Pat: Only nice? Not amazing? I'm insulted.
Alex: That was a compliment. Sorry. I didn't realize you've been simranized.

simranized by MagicalCreatures October 8, 2012

simranized 

A person, usually a guy, who has become used to another person, usually an obsessive girl, drooling all over him and constantly telling him how awesome he is and how much she loves him. This means the guy interprets anything less as offensive.

Becky: Hey John, how's your paper going?
John: Why do you even need to ask? Do you think it hasn't been going wonderfully?
Becky: I didn't say that. I didn't mean anything wrong.
John: That's hurtful.
Becky: I think you must've been simranized.

simranized by verdad12 October 7, 2012

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Samsonized 

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.

Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized

Samsonized by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007

Simonized 

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

Simonized by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonised 

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

Simonised by Dbhoy February 22, 2019