1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at
everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "
Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a
wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If
Captain crumpet doesn'
t start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.