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frying bacon in the nude 

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

Halo in the Nude 

Invited by me on Halo 2, I hate all of you that stole my idea, I knew it was dumb to send a tell to everyone, but it's mine!
One night I got out of the shower, Halo was on... Didn't really feel like taking the time away from playing to get dressed, so I sat down. Thus starting Halo in the nude as we know it.
Halo in the Nude by Jonnio September 17, 2005

Running in the nude

One who enjoys his neighbors and others so much that they feel they will get the best exercise by running in the nude. To show those who can not see the beautiful sight of one being open to showing off his whole body, the runner videotapes themselves running in the nude, in hopes of receiving a lot of views.
Today I was walking down my street and I saw Ashley running in the nude!

nude in the third degree 

when a person in 100% nude
guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!

guy2 = how nude?

Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!

nude in the second degree 

when a person in only there underwear e.g. boxer, panties, bra
dude1 = this morning i accidently walk in on girlfriend in her bra and panties

dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree

nude in the first degree

guy1 = i saw a guy shirtless today gross

guy2 = yeah that nude in the first degree