Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.

Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian

carbatarian by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.

"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."

carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013

Canadadian 

A person who is half-Canadian, half-Trinidadian. Also known as Trinadian.

Since my mother is from Trinidad and Tobago, and my father is from Canada, I am Canadadian.

Canadadian by canadadian March 19, 2011

Canarian phone sex 

A sexual act in which one partner stands on mountaintop A, and the other on nearby mountaintop B. The two gaze at each other through binoculars and "talk dirty" in the whistled language of the Canary Islands, meanwhile pleasuring themselves with their respective cell phones.

For a related practice involving yodels, see Alpine Sexting.

The uncrossable canyon between them could not stop Alice and Bob from enjoying torrid Canarian phone sex.

Canarian phone sex by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015