Skip to main content
The highest amount of bored you can archive
I am so bordness right now
Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009
Related Words
stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.
you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness
bonness by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

bongness 

The act of smoking out of a bong
guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"
bongness by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026