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clam party 

Any festivity with a far above average (>=80%) female attendance. See also taco fest.
Whoa, that Take That tribute is a total clam party!
clam party by LedgeS February 25, 2010

Clam Pants 

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam
dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"
Clam Pants by MDMA- January 10, 2009

yorkshire clam patty

When a girl throws up on your dick then uses her throw as lubricant to fuck u
Dam bro last night that girl from the bar gave me a Yorkshire clam patty

New England Clam Patty 

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.
"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

clam patty 

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.
Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
NastyPussy Thots SummersEve
clam patty by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

Pantsclamation Mark 

An exclamation-mark shaped skidmark! A long stripe with a big dot at the bottom!
Just had a near death experience on my motorbike this morning - an idiot nearly crashed head-on into me and I did a pantsclamation mark in my undies.
Pantsclamation Mark by x2zero August 28, 2013