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assinism 

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism
"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!
assinism by mompsych101 March 19, 2014
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assinitis 

a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.

someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a

fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
he has a bad case of assinitis

that guy really has head up his ass
assinitis by fuckdome February 18, 2011

assininess 

the state of being such a jerk in every possable way to one or more people. going so far as to ruin part of your life so that others around you suffer losses in their own lives. someone who isnt afraid to leave a family and ruin his ex-wives life because of the mistakes he has done. usually an older man in his early 30's who doesnt yet kno how to act his age.
the way he is acting toward his ex and his children is complete and utter assininess!!!

i totally understand that, what a child!
assininess by jbwjbwjbwjbw September 23, 2009
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026