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alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'
When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...
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backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!
People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

The Alphabet Boys 

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.
Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

alphabet trick 

When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.
Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!

The alphabet people 

Slang used to refer to people of the LGBTQ community
Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: nah man im not a part of the alphabet people
The alphabet people by tuhp May 10, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.
Alphabet Mafia by ThatGayGuy1776 December 12, 2020

Alphabet Freak 

any of the sexual degenerates or mentally-ll individuals identifying with or affiliating themselves with the LGBTQIA+ community. there are many different types. among them are males desiring males, boys wanting to be girls, girls wanting to be boys etc.
Johnny: "you hear Billy just came out of the closet? he's been a closet-case pole smoking homo his entire life! i saw him flying the rainbow flag. he wants me to go to one of those LGBTQIA+ rallies with him in Boston next weekend.
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"
Alphabet Freak by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023