Toeitis

when you’re fighting a fart for so long that you curl your toes into the soles of your shoes to help hold it in

kelly was asked by a friend “ are your shoes to small ? .... your toes look like they a scrunched up in them!” Kelly responded “ no I just have toeitis”

Toeitis by Kentjr January 9, 2018

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Tieitis

(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.

"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"

Tieitis by Jeff Wilder September 24, 2005

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Toeitis • Tieitis • toeitus • toetis • 9 toeidis

toetis

When just your toes are cold. Not your feet but just your toes.

guy 1 "I got some toetis."
guy 2 "you mean your feet are cold?"
guy 1 "no just my toes."

toetis by Todd Roufullheimer February 7, 2010

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toeitus

Weird toe syndrom

"Aw man my toes are stuck together, but I can't separate them!" - Grizzly

"EW! You have TOEITUS" - Reece

toeitus by ReeceChonk December 28, 2021

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9 toeidis

Someone who has 9 toes.

That guy has 9 toeidis

9 toeidis by Inveeringk November 11, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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