Shorns 

A word particularly effective when exaggerated (SHHOOOOORRN-ZZZ)and pronounced in a deep/bassy voice.

Usually uttered/bellowed in situations of enormous bordem and/or insanity.

Dates back to the times of "King Glegluna" (1376 - '84 - Mongilia)
The word was bellowed through a large horn, which marked the day that it was legal to breed Wombats with Grey Hounds.

1) 4:30am on a Sunday night, slight drizzle, piercingly cold wind, the night has been used up... Gazing into an empty McDonalds Carpark, look left.. stillness.. look right..at your friend sitting in the car next to you, hands on he's ears, head down, leaning an inch away from the horn.
Look forward.. nothing.. stillness.... when all of a sudden you see something move in your peripheral vision to your right.. you look over and your friend is looking at you with a look of crazed insanity mixed with desperation.. he looks forward, takes a deep breath and lets out a bellowing.... "SHOOOOOORRRNNSSSS!!!"

2) a word that may provide a code name for a certain person, place, or thing.
eg. Man 1 - "Where are you going Frank?"
Man 2 - "Settle the fuck down Steven! I'm going to Shorns house to get a cappucino, you comin?"

As you can see in this particular scenario, "Shorns House" has been applied to the word "Maccas", or "McDonalds"

Shorns by Steeeeevvennnnnn April 2, 2009

jerking shorts

worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts

jerking shorts by margrette sees January 24, 2013

beaches and shores

A subtle rhyming metonymy for "bitches and whores"

Male 1: You'll get over it.
Male 2: Yeah, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Female: What are you guys talking about?
Male 1: Beaches and shores. Beaches and shores.

beaches and shores by lybrel June 25, 2010

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

YouTube shorts

A variety of the tiktok disease with out the tiktok watermark.

Generally, has tiktok reposts. Mostly has staged pranks, unfunny jokes, dangerously fake facts and more.

My friend likes YouTube shorts. I think something’s wrong with him.

YouTube shorts by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

Pizza shorts 

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

Pizza shorts by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!

Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015