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a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.
(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!
gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010
Related Words
Gwirp Girp gwarp Gwip GWISP Girple Girpy gwerp gwimp Gworp
A flash based game made by Bennett Foddy. The goal is to scale a mountain using various letter keys for grasping, and ctrl and shift for muscle control.
girl : "Hey, have you played Girp yet?"
guy : "I kicked the crap outta that pigeon."
Girp by Girp Wanzyk April 30, 2011
Did you see that guy that held the door for us? He was such a girp.
girp by Girp Wanzyk April 5, 2011
of or stemming from spicy greasy foods ingested that cause a rumbly sensation in your digestive tract which usually ends up as diarrhea.
as an adjective, Mary, did you have a gwerpy taco?
Gwerp by martin word werks July 29, 2011
Guys with iphones
Oh that hottie is a total gwip!
gwip by UPSGuyMO October 11, 2010
A name for a useless furry animal, such as a chipmunk
Dude, I totally had a Girpy running around my backyard this morning
Girpy by Inykerdoodles October 23, 2008