Flabberpunk

Noun. A annoyance (usually a person) that refuses to go away and simply causes anger and despair. The original term was due to a great mish-mash of words entering the mind in a somewhat confused state. The origin is of a certain Robert Smith of Leeds, England.

"Hahahahha, you suck," Josh.
"Josh stop it You goddamn Flabberpunk." Rob

(Eruptions of laughter at the creation of a new insult....continues for 10 minutes)

Flabberpunk by Josh Cohen March 29, 2005

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flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

flabberfucked by EMandrew June 23, 2009

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flabberpuss

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

flabberpuss by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

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flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

flabberfucked by EvilM00s June 17, 2009