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Douche apocalypse 

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
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Douche-pocalypse

When a non douche is in a surrounding area of a bunch of douches.

Coined by Barney Stinson 5/10/10 (How I Met Your Mother)
Barney-- "One word made up, Douche-pocalypse."
Douche-pocalypse by Raiken May 11, 2010

douchepocalypse 

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!
douchepocalypse by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchepocalypse 

loyola highschool is a douchepocalypse

douchepocalypse 

A showering or cleansing of the World on an awesome or catastrophic scale; resulting in evil and/or eternal foul smell.
"Sign of the coming douchepocalypse" or "The douchepocalypse is upon us."
douchepocalypse by novacodova March 7, 2009

douchepocalypse 

1: When you're in a place or situation that is similar to the idea of hell/armageddon/apocalype due to complete disinterest/dislike in the ongoing activities/people.
If a rich city guy walks into a hick town bar with a couple freinds and saw all the hillbillies. "One word guys.....Douchepocalypse"

If a group of cool kids/jocks accidently walk into in a nerd convention on calculators. They would say "Its a douchepocalypse"
douchepocalypse by Altazink May 13, 2010