This word takes the depressing reality of handicapped people and turns it into a word extremely pleasant to say. Go ahead. Try it and tell me it's not.
When driving, be keen to avoid impact with Candihaps because they can't move as fast.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.