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dickflash 

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."
dickflash by Mattxj April 10, 2008
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Dickfish 

The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Juhi, he totally dickfished me! It was definitely not the same dick from the pictures!
Dickfish by Seth G. June 19, 2017

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.
Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.
dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickfished 

When someone is catfished with a dick pic. See catfish.
Much to Lily's surprise, Adam's actual penis looked nothing like the one in the picture that had texted to her. The one in the picture clearly belonged to Jamal. To her chagrin, Lily had been dickfished.
Dickfished by Marco the Great October 26, 2013

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.
you little dickelshplink boy
dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

Dickrash 

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet
Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!
Dickrash by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022