Joufe 

A word that can be used to describe anything that is good looking. Variations on the word include Joufing, which is to cruise for girls and Joufage which is used to describe an attractive group of girls.

Matt: Glynn man did you see that girl? she was seriously Joufe.

Jamie: Hey Matt last night i went out joufing. But none of them payed me any attention.
Matt: Thats because no joufe girl in her right mind would would get on you. You're a complete fannyface. Plus no joufe girl would touch a person who won the Mr Bean look-alike contest three years in a row.

Joufe by Glynn Thomas April 5, 2008

Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.

"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."

Joule Misanthropy by Big Diggity February 19, 2015

JOFEL 

Jofel is a combination name of her/his mother and father. Jofel is a unique name.

Jofel , if she's a girl then you are lucky to have her because she is a God's gift to you. She is one of a kind. Loyal, friendly, childish, faithful and God fearing.

You can never imagine without Jofel in you life.

Rare

Jofel is kind and sincere

JOFEL by Byyy June 8, 2021

Joubert 

A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.

We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.

Joubert by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011

joueur 

Playa. (In French)

He's a joueur.

joueur by Blinkin January 3, 2004

frau joules 

God, Supreme Being of religion Joulism.
Can be found wondering around Planet Earth in one of her reincarnated forms, or in the heaven, known as Oopsilon

Are you going to pray to Frau Joules today?

frau joules by fraujoules April 1, 2021

Joubert 

To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.

That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.

Joubert by Dudman October 21, 2011