jiggets

Used to define a large Black man... ala Dan Jiggets of Chicago's Comcast Sports Net. Former Chicago Bear

Stop eating, soon you be a jigget.

jiggets by leprechaun March 20, 2005

Jiggets

Exclamatory word with no actual meaning. Can be substituted for most words and profanities. Can also be abreved into jigs.

Derived from news reporter on the scene Lauren Jigetts.

"Holy jiggets did you see that!"

"Well I gotta run fer rills, peace and jigs!"

"That shit is jiggity jank."

Jiggets by giNa O April 4, 2008

in jiggets 

In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason.

Man wakes up with fuckin' sore head after night of excessive drinking: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaayyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeeeedin' jaysus head's fuckin' in jiggets".

Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".

Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"

in jiggets by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

hold jiggers

To keep watch, be on the lookout. A Texas prison term.

"Hey, hold jiggers for me while I sling ink on Randall's shoulder!"

hold jiggers by AlstottsNo1Fan November 27, 2007

holding jiggers 

A prison slang term for watching out for guards while another inmate is involved in an activity that is against the rules. Also known as "posted up."

I was holding jiggers for John when the warden walked by.

holding jiggers by james mcdabby October 22, 2015

Jiggits

Money: In particular, government money. Eg. Welfare, Section 8, etc.

Yo Dawg, I need to get my jiggits first.

Jiggits by Upper J September 23, 2005

Jiggersaw 

When something is just messed up.

Word Origin: 2nd Platoon Alpha Company 1/330th Infantry Battalion Fort Benning, Georgia

summer of '09

"This ain't no damn jiggersaw"

Jiggersaw by Army Basic Grad September 2, 2009