Staving 

To be drunk but still sensible at the same time. origonated in scotland i think

boss: Is it okay if you can fill in for bob tonight becuase he hasnt turned up?
worker: sorry boss i have been out all day at the pub and am totaly staving.

Staving by naefin July 6, 2006

staying down

Biding your time and sacrificing/stacking for a period of time in order to achieve a greater come up in the future

Dave: Hey man you wanna go to the strip club with me tonight?

Me: Nah man im chilling I'm staying down for my come up right now .

staying down by True2it August 20, 2017

Daylight savings time 

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

yak shaving 

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

yak shaving by Brandon April 4, 2005

saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

saving a rough draft by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Steaving 

Staying and leaving at the stay time.

EUball: "What are you doing?"
UKball: "I'm... steaving. Yeah, steaving."

Steaving by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! June 6, 2019