Shortznob

a person, addicted to completing the New York Times Sunday crossword in ink, for whom this is a method of shoring up feelings of self-worth and intellectual pride. Derived from Will Shortz, editor magnus for the Times, it is an affliction common to several million people.

I'm a Shortznob, but in the words of Woody Allen,I need the eggs.

Shortznob by magill March 20, 2008

Shortphobic 

Dislike of or prejudice towards little people

"I'm not shortphobic or anything but he's not tall enough for me"

Shortphobic by Stopshortphobia2020 August 2, 2020

shotknobs

Possibly a variant of shotgun, shotknobs means that you call something. Basically, you say "Shotknobs ________!", with the line being the thing you want to call. Shotknobbing can be reversed by yelling Moses, although that can be prevented by adding "No Moses" to your shotknobs. I'm not quite sure of the origin of it, although it may or may not be related to shotgun.

"Shotknobs this sandwich!"
"But that's my lunch!"
"Too bad, you should have Mosesed it."

shotknobs by Patrick Sovereign December 14, 2008

Shortobiography

An autobiography that is written before the celebrity has finished the career that they are famous for. Usually sports people.

"Hey, did you hear that Wayne Rooney has released the latest volume of his shortobiography?"

Shortobiography by Hughdini August 29, 2012

Shortphobia 

The phobia of short people.

Normally occurs in 6ft+ people, it helps that they can't even see us most of the time...

Kiddy 1: Oi bruv 'ave you seen that lil' shorty anywhere?
Tall kid: Nah bruv I 'aven't bothered lookin' down in a while, I don't wan' a panic attack. I 'ave shortphobia rememba'?

Shortphobia by PopeTouchy69 June 15, 2022