shotknobs

Possibly a variant of shotgun, shotknobs means that you call something. Basically, you say "Shotknobs ________!", with the line being the thing you want to call. Shotknobbing can be reversed by yelling Moses, although that can be prevented by adding "No Moses" to your shotknobs. I'm not quite sure of the origin of it, although it may or may not be related to shotgun.

"Shotknobs this sandwich!"
"But that's my lunch!"
"Too bad, you should have Mosesed it."

shotknobs by Patrick Sovereign December 14, 2008

Shitknob 

Any town that; sucks balls, is boring as hell, or is full of fucktards.

Bloomington, Il
pikachu, japan

"Man, this town is a fucking shitknob."

Shitknob by shitknobian February 3, 2008