Blorp 

Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom.

So-and-so says:
Blorp.

Blorp by Cameron April 14, 2004

Blorp 

The sound made by a marble falling into a glass of milk.

He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*

Blorp by iGeek July 22, 2009

blorp 

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

blorp by baby jane January 9, 2008

Blorp 

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

Blorp by cybik November 18, 2011

Blorp 

The noise a Manatee AKA Sea Cow makes when it bumps into something, especially if it bumps into said something head first.

*Manatee is swimming through an aquarium* (smashes into glass wall)

"blorp." Sits and thinks "I just scrunched my snoot"

Blorp by Pandamonium101 October 28, 2018

blorp 

The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.

My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!

blorp by FWCO March 10, 2008

blorp 

this word is of great insignificance. Have a nice day.

Oh Blorp!

blorp by ahumblebug November 25, 2019