They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no
negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them
Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite
another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are
complete jerks that prevent
good stuff on public
television.
Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.