Pulsing 

The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.

Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."

Pulsing by DJtherealDJ September 5, 2013

Pulsing 

A freaky chordjack main from the UK, and the pure embodiment of lust and everything associated with it. If you see him Its too late.

Person 1: Omg is that pulsing dragon from popular rhythm game Osu!Mania 4k

Person 2: Dont Move, Dont breathe, Dont even make a sound. If he sees you.... You dont wanna know what happens.

Pulsing by PulsingFan44 July 23, 2025

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

Pulsing headache

a pulsing headache is when you and a friend try to convince someone to give you what you want with the excuse of a pulsing headache.

carmine: Mr.Wilson me and Jenni have a pulsing headache you should give us some water.

Pulsing headache by the.pulsing.headache.girl June 20, 2019

Pulsing Womb

When you are not pregnant, this feeling could mean you are sexually attracted to someone, you deeply want Children with someone, you just got turned on, or you just really want sex. This is mainly felt by all females, and gay males.

Last night my girlfriend and I discussed having kids someday, which isn’t likely because we are both female, but we both ended up with a Pulsing Womb feeling for a few hours just thinking about each other.

Pulsing Womb by Kurnopaws June 6, 2018

Pulsing Pebble 

The sensation that (we) women often have after being aroused to the point of a swollen, throbbing clitoris without orgasmic relief.
The female equivalent of what men call "Blue Balls".

-I heard Steve-o slept at your place last night... how'd that go?-
"Please don't even ask, it was the pulsing pebble all over again."

-Ouuuch! Isn't that the third or fourth time?! What the hell is his problem?-

Pulsing Pebble by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 6, 2017

pulsing pussy 

us guys get blue balls, while all the fine women get pulsing pussies, if ya know.... ya know

"damn that guy was so hot he gave me a pulsing pussy! i have a feeling i gave him blue balls too

pulsing pussy by kylshaw January 2, 2023