Sadgasm 

Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.

Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?

John: What?

Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.

John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.

John: (Has sadgasm.)

Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019

sadgasm 

Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.

Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.

Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!

sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008

sadgasm 

A snazzy combination of the words "sad" and "orgasm". An emotion that far surpasses sadness in an explosive way. Like an orgasm; but far from pleasurable.

"I almost had a sadgasm when I got dumped. ): "

sadgasm by Fynn May 23, 2006

sadgasm 

The unattainable release of sadness through crying hard enough.

Sometimes, when crying, it feels as if the outpour of emotion is right at the edge of something incredible: the righting of the tear-worthy injustice through pure release of emotion. The feeling is parallel to when growing close to a sexual orgasm. There is a feeling of something about to occur.

Unfortunately this sadgasm never happens, leaving even worse feeling than previously experienced. The state of feeling unfulfilled worsens, and emotional duress continues.

I was by myself crying over the breakup when I felt a sadgasm coming. I cried and cried, but never got past that edge of feeling. Even more demoralized than before, the weeping continued.

sadgasm by stereotypicaldepressedteenager February 7, 2010

sadgasm 

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

sadgasm by Mat May 17, 2008

Sadgasm 

Having the pleasure of an orgasm but incredibly and painfully sad.

When you're hitting her from behind and you about to bust a nut and she says "I'm pregnant." and when you nut you think about paying for child support so you begin to cry, thus a sadgasm

Sadgasm by iiGLAZIOii July 15, 2017

sadgasm 

It is the really, really stupid pleasure of listening sad songs like the "The Promise" by Michael Nyman or "La valse d'Amélie" in piano version.

Friend 1: Hey Martin! stop listening those sad songs... Are you feeling depress?
Friend 2: No man... I just like the sadness
Friend 1: Oh, I see, it's like a sadgasm... right?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Okey... just don't kill your self

Friend 2: Don't worry man
Friend 1: (Shit!, I start feeling depressed)

sadgasm by Superlucido December 30, 2016