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nerd shit 

The minutiae or fine details of a project or complex task needed for polish, but not to establish the high concept. Often used from the perspective of someone in a stance of authority in the project.
We worked out the foundations for the program, but I'm leaving the Nerd Shit to marketing. It's what they're there for.
nerd shit by Psiko May 16, 2018
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shit nerd 

1) someone (usually male) who is suspicious of cooperation, disagreeable and obtuse in conversation and group work. Also is a meek beta bitch nerd.

2) a nerd who is also a complete little shit.

you've never wanted to stuff someone in a locker so badly, this nerd is a total piece of shit and can be identified by his uncooperative, annoying tone of voice and scrawny little body. His body is most likely made of ritz crackers and club soda because this mother fucker can't even deal with meat sauce on his spaghetti noodles.
(ex)
Camp Counselor) Ok so everyone wants to play ultimate frizzby today?
Literally Everybody) Yeah!!!
Shit Nerd) in a nasally, annoying tone of voice* "But I want to play bad mitten"
Camp Counselor) Yeah well were playing frizzby today you little shit nerd

ex)
oh crap Arons in our group, he'll never agree to the same topic as the rest of us.

yeah dude what a shit nerd.

ex)
Can you believe he just runs around killing people all by himself on that online game all day every day?

Yeah what a total shit nerd.
Related Words

nerdshit 

a piece of shit that happens to be nerdy
"wow she got a 95, what a nerdshit"

"dude i'd give up my left nut to be a nerdshit"

"any of you nerdshits wanna do my homework?"
nerdshit by Edward N February 8, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026