Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

Tabletop

A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.

This new Alienware is a real tabletop!

by MasterofAwesome January 15, 2011

tabletop

when someone does a shot off of someones chest or bottom who is considered “flat”. Therefore they are a “tabletop”.

Daniel: Melissa! we should do a tabletop off of you!
Melissa: Okay! where do you want to take the tabletop? my butt or chest?
Daniel: Let’s do one off of both!

by High school Pimp January 20, 2022

tabletop

a women who has small boobs (flat)

1st person: dam shes a butter face (LOOK UP BUTTER FACE)
2st:hell nah she cant be becuz shes a tabletop

by abbyisnobuttaface January 14, 2008

Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.

I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.

by Smudgell August 29, 2016

Tabletop

When you’re in middle school and have a crush but you still believe the opposite gender has cooties so instead of admitting your feelings for them you have 6 of your friends crouch behind them in a line near the edge of a hill and push them down. Your crush and her parents will now always remember you as the reason that kid needed stitches and therapy for the next 10 years.

I’m going to tabletop your girlfriend later.

by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021

Tabletop Bebop

You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...

Look at Bobby. He's about to do the Tabletop Bebop!

Jim must have had a rough night, he's doing the Tabletop Bebop.

by KforKendetta November 29, 2010