Vadong 

Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.

My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."

Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

vadong 

a person with a vagina and a dick.

i sucked his vadong so hard that he started to cry!

vadong by kittenlicker January 11, 2008

Vajongo 

The act of playing bongo on your vaginal region

Boyfriend: what the shit are you doing to your vagina???

Girlfriend: playing vajongo, BITCH!!! now make me a sammich

Vajongo by frootles February 7, 2012

Vadongle

A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.

Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.

Vadongle by vadongler October 30, 2009

Vapong

-Verb
-A person who smokes sippy sherbet

Person 1- Are you smoking?
Person 2- No I am vapong.

Vapong by LeoIsAGod July 8, 2022

vadonk

While erect the male organ swings and strikes the female face with a great force.

While Susie was falaciating, Johny vadonks Susie in the face for talking about his mother at the breakfast table.

vadonk by MOB its hard to be a g January 17, 2008

hanad.vasong

my favorite mutual.

did you see hanad.vasong 's new video? their videos are so funny ik

hanad.vasong by lumineshairpiece June 14, 2021