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Vadong
Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010
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Vapong • Vaping • vadong • Vajongo • Vaporgrave • Vadongle • vagongasm • vapenginis • vaping a dutch oven • Vaping after sex
Vaping after sex
Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.
Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!
Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.
Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!
Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.
Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!
Vaping after sex by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
ass vaping
ass vaping by Votuzi December 31, 2016
Vaping
A strange practice that involves fully grown adults blowing scented water vapour into the atmosphere from a phallic styled vaping device.
Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.
Some say vaping is a healthy replacement for a traditional cigarette.
Others say vaping just makes you look like a knob.
Person A: I love vaping, this new summer fruits liquid is the nuts.
Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?
Person B: Wtf, you're a fully grown adult walking around blowing summer fruits scented water vapour into the air?!
Person A: Yea, me & all the cool kids love a Vape.
Person B: Is that the same cool kids who enjoyed a cheeky smoke behind the bike sheds in school & now wipe down my table in Mcdonalds?
Person A: Do you want fries with that?
Vaping by jumparound00 August 14, 2016
Vaporgrave
Vaporgrave by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
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