It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...
Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)