Stemster 

A uniquely substantial erection of painful severity, rendering its owner nearly immobile due to both lack of blood flow to the cereberal cortex and the sheer awkwardness of navigating any appreciable distance with an engorged shank.

I wanted to go up to the bar for another round of shots, but that chick grinding on my lap left me with savage stemster

Stemster by frymax22 December 12, 2007

Steamster's Union 

Da organized group of railroad engineers who collectively lobby for fair wages, job security, workplace safety, etc.

Just like da coalition of horse-drawn-wagon operators dat is now made up of truck-drivers, da Steamster's Union was originally composed of boiling-water-powered-locomotive engineers, but is now populated by operators of diesel-engine-equipped "iron horses".

Steamster's Union by QuacksO April 21, 2022