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Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"
Related Words
When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).
I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.
Spoonga by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

spoony bard 

In the videogame Final Fantasy II for the SNES, this is what Tellah calls Edward. It's actually a good example of Nintendo's censorship of games, because the Japanese version had him being called something bad. At least it's comical though.
spoony bard by combat_rock November 8, 2003

Spoony Spoonicus

Spoony Spoonicus, you're mad, you cannot invent an object with a small handle and a cup like head.
Spoony Spoonicus by been jammin August 26, 2005
Weak-minded (see wordFoxx/word); demonstratively fond; sentimental or silly; soft
spoony by owner of the souls January 29, 2003

Spoony Dave

When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.
Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."
Spoony Dave by stefan12345 January 5, 2009