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Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi
Testicuzzi by Brian H October 26, 2005
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Testicuzzi

When a woman puts water in her mouth and you put your palls in the water then she will gargle the water, while she gargles your balls in the water you nut on her forehead and use your thumb to smear it and softly say “simba”
Hey man, your mom makes a mean testicuzzi.

Testicuzzi

Its exactly what it sounds like, its a jacuzzi, for testicles.
Dave- "Man I really wanna dip my balls in the hot bath tub"
Wyatt- "Why don't you just buy a testicuzzi"
Testicuzzi by WyattMightBeHitler November 29, 2021

Testicuzzi

When someone opens ther mouth with saliva in it and the person puts his testicle in the receiving person's mouth while he licks the person's balls
"I bet Max (gay) would love testicuzzi person on person"
Testicuzzi by Jeff moranis August 8, 2022

Testicuzzi

When one fills their mouth with water and allows themselves to be tea bagged while gargling the water. They also have to make the sound effects
Hey cutie patootie, can you please gargle some water and tilt your head back? I want to dip my ballsack in your mouth while you do it, it will be like a jacuzzi for my balls…a testicuzzi
Testicuzzi by emoco mc April 14, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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