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besos mojados 

Besos mojados are my favorite.

Wet kiss are my favorite.
besos mojados by Mickey15 June 1, 2010
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Spanish for "wets"...analagous to "wetbacks".
Watch the Border Patrol chase those mojados.
mojados by Earl the Redneck Cracker September 16, 2009

mufadouche

One who's acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. Think of it as there's kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there's mufadouche.
Man he's being a total mufadouche right now.
Yoooo this mufadouche won't feed me on Agar
mufadouche by mufadouche December 6, 2015

mujadin binaku 

mujadin is a fag with a 2 inch small dick.
he looks like an chimpanzee's asscrack
he do not want do fuck ladys because of his bush
mujadin binaku is a fu**ing fa**it
mujadin binaku by fåredestroyer October 23, 2014
Mexican-American slur for "wetback" or illegal immigrant
Look at the pinche mojado trying to look bad.
mojado by Dennis January 10, 2005

piso mojado 

Literally, "wet floor" in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.
How did you hurt your back?
I did a piso mojado after I tripped on someone's backpack.
piso mojado by lapiedra January 19, 2010