Villain from the Mario Bros. series. Looks like a fat, bald turtle with thick glasses. It rides a cloud and hovers near the top of the screen, following Mario wherever he goes. Lakitu is a heartless bastard because he seems to have no problem with pitching an infinite number of his spiked progeny to their death in an attempt to wound or at least annoy Mario. However, he was recently changed careers from most annoying Mario enemy ever, to doing camera work for Mario in his more recent 3-D games, as well as refereeing for the Mario Kart series.
Doug: "Goddammit son of a bitch Lakitu keeps respawning and throwing more eggs at me! FUCK OFF YOU STUPID LAKITU!"
Jared: "Chill man, a balance must be struck in the Mushroom kingdom. Man must learn to coexist with the Lakitu."
A person from the country of Laos, a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Vietname and Thailand.
-"Are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-"I'm Laotian."
-"You're the ocean? What ocean?"
-"Laotian. From Laos, Stupid. It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million."
-"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"
Lakita is a (saasy)girl hot and sexy killer eyes.True person she is the girl who has many problems in her life but still knows how to (smile) she is girl how is (amazing personality) knows how to capture (attention) she is the girl how has million dollar smile people are lucky to have her in their life. Faith in (Karma)
A lokote is a gang banger which is beyond Loco. It is an extremely psychotic individual who is down with his set and would shed his blood or others in a heartbeat for his gang.
It is a term created by a gang from Granger WA. The complete name of the gang is Lil Valley Lokotes. The mahority of it's members are in prison due to there Lokote lifestyle.
First guy: What's up Homie? What set You bang?
Lokote: Lil Valley Lokotes' Puto!