Excreted

Posted by Trump on Twitter.

Wow, how many Omarosa tweets has Trump excreted today?! He is nutso!

Excreted by onlinecitizen August 13, 2018

excrete 

The process in which the body removes unwanted material.

To be alive an organism has to be able to excrete.

excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016

excretement 

1. Combination of "excitement" and "excretion." Accidental release of the bowels (defecation) during an exciting moment.

On her way through the haunted house, Mary experienced a brief moment of excretement, resulting in a quick trip to the nearest restroom.

excretement by Lars Lentz January 16, 2008

excremeditation 

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

excremeditation by Jebus December 31, 2004

Excreeded 

Excreeded - Former

The janitor of this place is an excreeded Curator.

Excreeded by TheForbiddenGamer November 26, 2018

Excrete The Skeet 

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

Excrete The Skeet by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

to eat is to excrete 

Basically any time you eat something your are completing step 1 in the shitting process.

I find it rather difficult to watch people eat for I know that to eat is to excrete!

to eat is to excrete by Timothy July 18, 2004