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girl: idk what if i get in trouble for this i don’t wanna get grounded

other girl: that’s lango asf jus live life who cares
lango by lulul January 5, 2022
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Floppy Lango 

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.
Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable
Floppy Lango by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

Lando norris 

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz
Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

landoncoolvideos 

:Landoncoolvideos stop disliking my videos

blue lagoon

A public toilet, so-named because of the color of its water, which has a blue hue due to the use of a disinfectant product which is released with every flush. (Also, coincidentally -- and appropriately, the title of a Brooke Shields movie.)
Gas Station Manager:

"Goddamit, Zeke. That last fat bastard who pulled in here left a big ol' stinkin' turd floatin' in the blue lagoon. Son-of-a-bitch won't flush. Now get in there and fish it out."

Gas Station Attendant:

"Fuck you. I quit."
blue lagoon by Robert T. Calhoun January 21, 2006
An incompetent buffoon who shirks responsibilities in favor of taking leisure time. See also: Donald Trump.
My stupid boss is going skiing right before the budget is due. He's such an a-Lago.
a-Lago by BodyForWife March 29, 2017