PHILF 

(FILF') n.
PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.

Jasmin Alejandrino is such a PHILF! I'd hit that till it was sore!

PHILF by Mongol Cabelin September 4, 2007

PHILF 

Pothead I'd like to fuck

She's a chronic Pothead, definite PHILF.

PHILF by Creativecaveman October 9, 2019

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

dan and phil crafts by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

philanthropath 

A psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.

These wealthy individuals make donations under the guise of contributing to a good cause but are actually investing in their sinister and self-serving agendas.

The term was originally coined by Margaret Anna Alice in her “Anatomy of a Philanthropath” series published at her Substack, Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass, on June 24, 2022.

Philanthropath Bill Gates boasts about having made a 20-to-1 return on his foundation's $10-billion investment in the Vaccine Industrial Complex.

philanthropath by Margaret Anna Alice October 16, 2023

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016