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reed whittlsley 

silly little nerd,very goofy
that guy is such a reed whittlsley
The act of being witty, but with a hitt! It's that double wit that hits, the whitts!
When his wits hit harder then just being witty & your left with that - ahh damn! When did he get so smart??
Man, she came straight up to you bro -
You thought you were all fly & shit & -
She come back with those whitts & left you chopped to bits! Her verse was killa man - Def getting this label bruh.. step yo whitts up!

whitturd 

A little girl who tends to shit herself often
That girl is a Whitturd and this time its a ronchy one.
whitturd by Bwadley December 20, 2006
The oh too clingy pieces of faeces that hang on to the pubic hair of a persons booty. Often occur from a lack of wiping ones anus properly after squeezing out a fudgie.
"I have a huge assed whittum" "unlucky, you clearly haven't wiped properly. Dirty bastard"
Whittum by Tarquin de Montford August 20, 2012

gluteus whitius 

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.
Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"
gluteus whitius by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

whittsun 

A man who purely deals in crack
pure whites shotter
you shott
yeah, whittsun blood
whittsun by guardian October 24, 2003