Hoovering 

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

Hoovering by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

Hoovering 

The act of moving food from its current location to the mouth by means of suction and/or slurping.

Joe Doe was hoovering his dinner from the plate after he broke his only utensil.

Hoovering by ZionMuffin April 15, 2011

hoovering 

to consume a whole beverage in one gulp or eat food in the fewest bites as possible with out chewing.

Jim was hoovering down several 22 ounce beera at the bar last night in one gulp.
Melanie was in a pms moment and was hoovering down a piece of cake in two bites last time I saw her.

hoovering by Dan57 February 26, 2009

Hoovering 

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!

Hoovering by Malc. August 27, 2007

hoovering 

To have an abortion

She got pregnant but dacided to get hovered.

hoovering by Julie February 28, 2004

hoovering  

To snort a powdered drug such as cocaine

He was hoovering an eight ball every day and had to get his nose cauterized.

hoovering by Montana Haze March 4, 2009

hoovering 

I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.

She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.

hoovering by Jake March 11, 2004