A phrase meaning either "A
hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the
verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.
Suggestion: Dig
a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the
well-manicured lawn meant that
Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the
hole".