custard 

A dish made of milk, eggs, flavoring, and sometimes sugar, boiled or baked until set.

Fuck you, I asked for custard, not bloody wordmayonnaise/word. (Link added becuase most of you probably think mayonnaise is semen.)

custard by Bundle Of Sticks April 6, 2004

custard 

Someone who is a bit of a CUnt and a bit of a basTard.

That doorman is a right fucking custard!!

custard by cuntuk January 1, 2007

custard 

A portmanteau of customer and retard.

I had to quit my job at McDonald's because I couldn't handle the damn custards.

custard by Kaim February 13, 2008

Custard 

Coined in Vancouver WA, it is a local term to indicate and ridicule a person who is bald on top of their head. It is also an alternative to the weak term "skullet." The only notable celebrities to correctly rock the custard are Reggie Bannister, of the Phantasm films, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Calling them a custard is a compliment.

That custard better watch his step, or I'll turn his wife and kids into custards too.

Custard by The Rev Stonewall Hawkins July 6, 2011

Custard 

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

Custard by sugs79 October 9, 2008

custard 

Seminal male ejaculate

"She's got custard dripping down her face"
"Would madam like custard on her buns?"

custard by Mather September 13, 2003

custard 

When you dont know what to say

Person 1: I made love to a camel
Person 2: Custard

custard by oooooooh October 30, 2011