A question as to choices hypothetically (to be) made by the American Rapper, FIFTY CENT ... if he was in your stinkin' shoes, OR
if he found himself in a similar jam as you seem to have managed.
By asking, one could be encouraging the other to do the right thing like FIFTY CENT surely would. Confer: "What would Jesus Do?", WWJD?
"WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) wif a bag o' fiddies?"
"Don't do that! WWFCD (WHAT WOULD FIFTY CENT DO) if he seen you? I'n tellin' you, he'd smackyo' bitch up!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).