fapoop 

to sit on your toilet while tkaing a dump and jerkin off

i snuk in the bathroom and mulit tasked by fapooping, i jacked off and popped!

fapoop by gunitisa djklasjd June 28, 2007

Fappopotamus 

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

Fappopotamus by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

faptop 

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

faptop by iamdan March 9, 2008

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

Facoop 

The act of using Facebook while going to the bathroom.

Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.

Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.

Facoop by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011

facoop 

To Facebook and poop at the same time.

I love to facoop, it allows me to do my two favorite things at the same time, Facebook and poop.

facoop by DynamicDuoNYC3 July 5, 2011

Fadoopaloop 

A word that makes a warm and fuzzy feeling inside when you say it.

NOTE: Can also be used in almost any sentence :-)

I just Fadoopalooped on the floor!

Fadoopaloop by Scar851851 April 16, 2010